Yep, it's true. You're on the one-and-only Opposer VR website.

When my father, Oporticus, patented the vr headset in 1789, he had no idea what he was getting himself into. Coming off 12 years in 'The Smog House(we have no idea what this means either),' all he had was a few penny to he name and a stone in thine boot. He worked his damn ass off and created the world's first Virtual Reality Headset; the Virtuous Boy.

Sure, it may have not had full body tracking, hand tracking, head tracking, controllers, a head strap, or the ability to display more than two colors, but boy did it play a Dang fine Virtual REality. They flew off the shelves like hotcakes, so yeah.. safe to my father was set.

The first thing my father did with his new-found riches (2 moderately large chunks of gold) was to cryogenically freeze himself for the next 200 years. When he was unfrozen, he awoke to a completely unfamilliar and aggressive market; a bold move, one would say. With a tactical investment into silicon valley startup "RoBlox", his now-worthless pre-inflation money became slightly less worthless. This was all he needed to corner the 'WTC yankees.'

However, his undoubtedly masterful & genius plan etc. etc. would be cut short due to the fact that his depositing 2.3 million dollars into then-2-man-project roblox had meant he had accidentally initiated a hostile takeover of the company. with this newfound asset weighing him down he altered his trajectory and began development on his lifelong goal triple-AAA game Opposer VR.

Oporticus initially attempted to implement his already existing virtual reality technology, the Virtuous Boy, into the game, but was laughed out of the room whenever he suggested it. Instead, his R&D team came up with the Quexcalibur, not named after the sword Excalibur but rather the late brother of Oporticus, Quexcalibur, named after the sword Excalibur.

The cutting-edge headset featured full body tracking, hand tracking, head tracking, controllers, a head strap, and even the ability to display more than two colors.

After losing 70% of the budget to a copyright infringement lawsuit from Oculus, Oporticus started a gofundme(in his ancient pre-missionary generation brain he didn't know what kickstarter was) to pay for the rest of the game's development costs. The cult following that had slowly amassed since President Biden's reference to the game in his inauguration speech gladly coughed up multiple 'King's Ransoms' worth of money.

Finally, after 7 years in the making, Opposer VR was released to the masses. Initial reception on MetaCritic shows a shocking 3.456e11 score, immediately making it the number one best reviewed game beating previous record holder Madden 25: Let's Play Some Ball with a score of 8. Oporticus later stated in an interview that his goal was always and has always been simply to 'crush the One WTC Yankees.'

On March 8th, 2017, Oporticus died from fright after his son made him play Scary Maze